The Amazing Captain Ellie Pants

Chapter 1 - Attack of the Toilet Paper:

One day in the pleasant town of Springfield, Georgia people all around the town were getting attacked by toilet paper. These people went to the store and bought toilet paper, took it home and when they went to go use it it would jump out at them. It would wrap itself around them and hurt them and try to strangle them. Something had to be done to keep the towns people of Springfield safe from the evil toilet paper.

Why was this happening? Who would save them?

Chapter 2 - The Creation:

At the toilet paper factory the evil mega double ply toilet paper man was constructing evil toilet paper as a part of his plan to take over the world. He wanted to get rid of all the humans and have it just run with his double sheets

Roll after roll each one coming off the assembly line was evil toilet paper.

Chapter 3 - The Captain Ascends:

Ellie and her mom also bought toilet paper but it was different. When Ellie sat down to poop and use the toilet paper it couldn't strangle her. It made her turn into the amazing Captain Ellie pants.

Her hair was flowing in the wind. She had a bright yellow tank top with white tighty whities and she jumped up and grabbed the plunger ready to fight for humans against the evil toilet paper.

Chapter 4 - Saving Mom:

Meanwhile, in Ellie's mom's bathroom she was also taking a big poop. The toilet paper jumped up to attack her and it started to strangle her. She started screaming. Ellie ran in with the plunger and had a fierce battle with the toilet paper. She got the plunger and threw it at it and ripped it in half saving her mom but Ellie was not done. She wanted to save the whole city

Chapter 5 - Calling in The Cats:

Ellie thought and thought about what she could do. Then it came to her! She called to her accomplices, Aria and nutter butter and they come running at a quick pace. They jump on the shower curtain in the bathroom, rip it down, and throw it around Ellie's shoulders. With this new magical cape Ellie can fly! Ellie then grabs her cats and flies to the factory to defeat the evil mega double ply toilet paper man.

Chapter 6 - Saving the Humans:

Ellie lands on the roof of the toilet paper factory and smashes through the glass. The evil mega double ply toilet paper man was absolutely shocked. He didn't expect any human to make it this far but Ellie was not human. She was the amazing Captain Ellie pants.

She dropped nutter butter and Aria on the floor and said cats do your thing and they both ran up and down the conveyor belt unrolling all the toilet paper. Ellie ran up to the evil mega double ply toilet paper man and give him a huge wedgie.

His plan was ruined. He had no toilet paper and he had a massive wedgie. He jumped out the window into the lake. Never to be seen again.

Chapter 7 - Bubble Wrap:

The town of Springfield, Georgia was so happy with the amazing Captain Ellie pants. They built a bubble wrap statue in her honor for saving everyone. Was this the last that we'll see of the amazing Captain Ellie pants?